Posts tagged religion
Posts tagged religion
Contrary to what you would think, when catholics preach our faith to you, we don’t do it with hatred, or with a holier-than-thou attitude. We do it with a burning, loving, fire in our hearts, certain that there is an overflowing source of happiness that is open to all. We preach shamelessly and possibly even annoyingly, because we want all of you non-believers to be this happy… We love you, and want you to be filled with happiness.
So next time you’re rolling your eyes at us, looking at us with contempt, condescendingly or even thinking that we are evil… Try to remember that the only emotion with which we look at you non-believers is solely and most definitely love. Just love.
Atheists, I fucking love you.
If the light we receive from the stars is millions of years old, and we see them now as they were then, and they could even be long extinct in what we call the present; that means that as light from the sun reflects off our planet, images of our existence, of you and me, of all of us, will travel to the ends of the universe for hundreds of millions of years after we die. All of our faces, colors, stories will travel for ever into the unknown darkness that is the universe… In a sense, we will live for ever. How is this not fucking awesome?
The misconception that one always has to choose between science and religion is incorrect. Of course, some religious beliefs explicitly contradict science (e.g., the belief that the world and all life on it was created in six literal days); however, most religious groups have no conflict with the theory of evolution or other scientific findings. In fact, many religious people, including theologians, feel that a deeper understanding of nature actually enriches their faith. Moreover, in the scientific community there are thousands of scientists who are devoutly religious and also accept evolution.
His Holiness Tweets
The Catholic Church is the best of the best. She is classy, she has style, she is smart, she is good people, she is decent. She’s not your laid back, slutty little neighbor who won’t mind you dating other people at the same time. She’s giving you the best of the best of the best. Bitch, you don’t need anything besides the best of the best of the best. If you insist on screwing around on her, do us all a favor a take a pick.
In all seriousness though, this is sinful behavior, so quit it.
The Nicene Creed. Read it, believe it, f’ing profess that baby.
I am very happy that Boy on a Stick and Slither is back and on Tumblr
BOASAS present “Spoiler Alert”