The Catholic Church is the best of the best. She is classy, she has style, she is smart, she is good people, she is decent. She’s not your laid back, slutty little neighbor who won’t mind you dating other people at the same time. She’s giving you the best of the best of the best. Bitch, you don’t need anything besides the best of the best of the best. If you insist on screwing around on her, do us all a favor a take a pick.

In all seriousness though, this is sinful behavior, so quit it.

The Nicene Creed. Read it, believe it, f’ing profess that baby.